Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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