She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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