Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
you have to choose: penises or morals?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
