hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You ruined the universe
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