Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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