He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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