And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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