I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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