What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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