But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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