i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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