I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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