I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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