its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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