i don't like sucking hair
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
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