What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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