Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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