It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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