I feel like abortions should bother me more
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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