I feel like I'm in dance class right now
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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