Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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