I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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