No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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