ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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