isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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