carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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