Got a toothbrush?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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