So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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