But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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