I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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