we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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