ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
