Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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