another moral hangover. fuck.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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