I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Randomize