I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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