Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
