But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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