new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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