I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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