everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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