dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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