i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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