Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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