Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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