Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Randomize
