Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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