super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
tell me about the fingering
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