So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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