New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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