You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
