Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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