Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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