Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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